Karl Rove Vs. Sun Tzu
You ignorant, arrogant prick. Cliff notes won’t do
boy – study hard , analyze and read some history.
Stock up on the weapons. No competent cowboy
would countenance a one trick pony. Can’t gallop
across the steppes like a Mongol until you’ve got
the playbook down cold. Check with any NFL
coach on this.
Hot Damn! Good Ole‘Turd Blossom’ took a high fastball to the head. Double juicy is the arrogant prick’s confidence – his disdain for helmets. Hell’s Angels will meet you heads up on the evil quotient but they’re still the only Huns who can ride without a helmet. You need to stay in your league son, an Angels prospect could eat your lunch with one hand tied behind his back. You’d be spitting teeth and searching for your balls after a few love taps from those boys. Psycopaths have nothing to be afraid of. A little violence to an Angel is like happy hour for the average wage slave joe at the corner bar. We’ll take a wild guess here and say there are no battle scars on those soft white hands.
Karl, you ignorant power whore I almost felt sorry for you, but the stakes are too high for that. One of many little fat kids teased by the bully at recess. We all
know you Karl, but most of your kind get over the childhood vengeance for playground slights. Not youthough eh? Took those fantasies all the way to the
throne. “Fuck him, we’ll fucking ruin him.” Tastedsweet I’ll bet. You need your ass kicked from here to next Tuesday for your “George Bush as War President” campaign strategy. The Nixon Boys look like a Mother Teresa/Vienna Choir Boys
summer picnic against the evil gangbang you and your neocon chickenhawks put the lady in the harbor through. Dazed and confused eh Karl? Damn - a Republican? Prosecutor calling ME in ?? It’s very ZEN isn’t it ? Or Japanese GO. Makes you feel stupid. It’s that old “forest for the trees” thing , dude.
Forget your star wars did you? All the boys knew you for Darth Vader, but “tag, you’re it!” from the Jedi Masters, just put you right in the bulls eye.And you can’t tag em back Karl, they’re fast as thought and you’re not in their league. Got to have better role models boy. Nixon was a single A player who conned,connived and blackmailed his way up to the “Show”. Are you getting my sports analogies Karly boy? Probably not, don’t think those young republicans balled at much if anything. It ain’t fair I know. The jocks,rockers, stoners and other losers got all the sorority pussy. Hell, even the engineer geeks got a “sympathy hand job” from a real live girl once per degree. Nope, NOT ONE FRIGGING OUNCE of sympathy for your sorry ass. In fact , if I’m Gandalf and I can sentence Sauron here’s what he’d get. You know the movie “Groundhog Day” Karl? Repeat the same day over and over again. Well here’s your choices : A. It’s your soft white behind up in the air for the good ole boys in ‘Deliverance’. You know “squeal boy! squeal like a pig!” The south was good to you and Dubya right? B. You’re cellmates with Julio,Tyrone and Maurice. Hardcore bangers who Slanged, banged and blinged with the “Latin Kings”,110 Bloods and 88 set Crips out of Compton. Tyrone is one angry mufucka since P. Diddy dissed him on a Rap CD contract. He’s been irritable and missing his bitch back in the hood. So be careful in the shower punk. Bon Voyage , write when you find work.
